Well since Muslims are talking about sex on my dash..

I just want to point out the fact that on my wedding night I will probably have a panic attack because I really don’t understand how you go from having supervised visits with a man to sleeping with him.

It’s gonna be awkward and he’ll most likely be like, “Awww yeaaahhhh”

And I’ll be like, “Fantasizing and talking about this with my friends was a lot less scary.”

I mean seriously… can you imagine?

We talk about being sexually frustrated all the time but when it actually comes down to it, ya’ll are all talk like me.

I think.

Unless you’s a hoejabi.