How my Uncle entertains children:
  • Him: Zis little haram khanzir went to the market.
  • Him: Zis little haram khanzir stayed at its home to be disgusting.
  • Him: Zis little haram khanzir ate the halal roast beef, mashallah for that.
  • Him: Zis little haram khanzir ate none, it probably was too busy being haram and doing haram.
  • Him: Zis little haram khanzir said waah waah I'm haram don't eat me Allah ordered you not to, all the way home.
  • Me: That's really not how it goes.
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